By MAKENNA WOOD
Staff Writer
Aries for Adoption
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This is Aries and you better remember her name or else she’ll make you remember. Aries stands at a whopping 65 pounds and never fails to remind you that she is freakishly strong. She is often found in another room doing push ups while looking murderously in the mirror at herself and then at you. However if you prefer to be protected then Aries would be the perfect match for you.
When she walks around the house I swear you can hear the song “It Was A Good Day” by Ice Cube while she swaggers in slow motion, which is a pretty good trait if you are a big Ice Cube fan. She also likes to motivate you when you workout by barking directly in your face until you get it right so if you are looking for an exceptional trainer, Aries is the ideal candidate.
Aries works well with others, if you are strong then you and Aries will only grow stronger together and if you are weak then Aries will help you to grow stronger. Although she is intimidating and often scary to look at, she just needs some love and trust to become your loyal and protecting best friend.