By: Anonymous
Staff Writer
Dear Students and Staff,
It’s Monday, and you all know what that means: sleeping in! Except for those with a zero period. No sleep for you. Someday, maybe you will be able to sleep. Sometime in the next two years, once you complete your Physical Education or Foreign Language requirement. Or in four, once you graduate high school and get far, far away from here.
Sincerely,
Bell Schedule
Dear Students and Staff,
Happy Tuesday-Friday! Here’s an entirely different bell schedule, and don’t forget that your classes alternate every day! Except for the beginning of the year. You HAVE to have every class on the first two days of the year, but we do actually need you to get used to the alternating block schedules – oh, and the fact that you have all six periods on Mondays. Sometimes Fridays if we’re feeling a little silly. Have fun!
Sincerely,
Bell Schedule
Dear Bell Schedule,
Please choose a side. Your indecisiveness has never helped any of us. We cannot memorize any of these schedules in the time that you expect us to. Our brains hurt. So bad. Spare us. Just one normal week, that’s all we need – and maybe a longer lunch.
Sincerely,
Students and Staff