By Chad Boswell
Staff Writer
(disclaimer: this article is for joke purposes, I wish all prayers towards the people in Ukraine and what is going on in the country and I hope they all get safety.)
On Wednesday the 23rd Kanye and West and Playboi Carti enter Ukraine after hearing Russia has started their invasion, here’s what led up to this. A few days before all of this drama Kanye West and Kid Cudi, also known as Scott, had a dispute with each other. This dispute happened because Pete Davidson is dating Kim Kardashian and Scott Mescudi is friends with Pete Davidson. After a few days, Kanye finally dropped his album “Donda 2” on the stem (apex legends) player. While Kanye and Playboi Carti were jamming out to Off the grid, Putin decides that he wants to wage war against Ukraine because Russia is still salty the Soviet Union is gone and they can’t have their land back.
Putin has ordered all the Russian troops to invade Ukraine and move their way towards the capital as Ukraine troops try their hardest to defend themselves from Russian troops, shooting down their airplanes, missiles, etc. Kanye West, during all this time, hears that Playboi Carti won’t drop his album and likes that so he teams up with Playboi Carti to make all these songs for each other. The invasions have led many Ukrainian citizens to try to evacuate but there is a lot of traffic having Ukraine citizens have to hide out and stay in subways under the country. Kanye West and Playboi Carti have heard this news and have taken action to fly themselves to Ukraine. Before all of this, Chief Keef has been reported to be in Ukraine but can’t do anything about the number of troops in the Ukraine invading. After hearing this, Kanye and Carti have talked to their managers and are reportedly flying to Ukraine right now with a 12 pack of soda, a Donda stem player, Anthony Fantano, and a whole lotta red vinyl.
Who knows what this will lead to, but all we know is that Carti is still talking gibberish and Kanye is still bipolar so that mixes together to make an unstoppable army. In conclusion, NATO, Kanye, Chief Keef, and Carti are going to stop Russia and save Ukraine.
