By ISAAC SERRATO
Staff Writer
¨Rule #1 you do not talk about fight club, rule #2 you do not talk about fight club, rule #3 someone yells stop, goes limp, tapes out, the fight is OVER, rule #4 only two guys to a fight, rule #5 one fight at a time, rule #6 no shirts, no shoes, rule #7 fights will go on as long as they have to, rule #8 if this is your first night at fight club. You have to fight¨- Tyler Dundun.
Are you tired of living in your mundane life of hollow materialism? You buy the new iPhone for what purpose, buy hot chips for what reason, you’re not hungry, you buy the newest Nike, the newest Vans or the fancy, overpriced designer brand; all for what? You work a boring minimum wage job or you work as a robot, a wagie cagie, a drone who has no life or purpose, you work long hours or work terribly odd hours in your job. You also suffer from terrible sleep problems, depression, existentialism, identity crisis, boredom, can’t talk about your emotions, a terrible hate, disgust for society along with its stupid materialism.