By: LAUREN LANDIN
Staff Writer
I have a little frog (Original)
I have a little frog
His name is Tiny Tim
I put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water.
He gobbled up the soap.
And when he tried to talk,
He had a bubble in his throat.
Real estate agent:
I have this little frog who wants a house. He wants to make sure the house has a good enough bathtub so that he could swim around in it. The frog jumped in the tub and drank all the water that was in the bathtub. He even ate all the soap. He tried speaking to me about buying the house, but a bubble just ended up floating from out of his throat.
Parent theory:
My child is never off the internet. His little gaming console takes up all of his time. All he does is gobble up all the soap and stay inside the bathtub (He believes everything that he sees on the internet. He is mesmerized by the ideas others give him.) I was trying to test if he can swim in the world by himself, but he just ended up drinking everything around him. (He is a follower, not a leader. He takes in everything around him.)